March 8, 2010

For those of you not already aware, Oh My Rockness is an online hub all things music, all things live, and all things awesome. As they put it, they take it upon themselves to “…filter through hundreds of show listings each week and bring you the best of the bunch.” Basically, their goal is to make sure none of us have that ‘Oh CRAP, I wish I had known about that show’ moment ever again. Started in NYC by a pair of dedicated indierockophiles, Claire and Patrick, Oh My Rockness—or Rockness, for the curtophiles out there (sorry, new -phil/-phile word of the day toilet paper)—now catalogues indie shows in cities beyond New York, sponsors their own show line-ups, and is constantly showing off the pair’s uncanny collective ability to find and showcase little-known, soon to be very-well-known creators of fine independent music. Having discovered scores of our favorite artists via their well-honed ability, we’ve been interested in catching up with the wizards behind the curtain for a while now and, last week, finally got a chance to talk with Patrick—one half of the Rockness—about the bands they’re loving lately, Austin’s SXSW music festival, a Cap’n Jazz reunion set, robot presidents, and monkey labor. What what?
Kindness of Ravens (KoR): Thanks, first of all, for figuratively sitting down with us, internet-style. So, briefly, tell us how you got into the Web-based musical Czar business? You all are married, right? Were you just sitting around watching ER one night and all of a sudden like, “You know what WE should do…”?
Patrick of Oh My Rockness (OMR): Indeed, we are married. But we started the site when we were un-married (which is not a word). Boy, what were we thinking?
KoR: No, I think the church is alright these days with starting businesses out of wedlock. Oh My Rockness is in a couple other cities besides New York now, right?
OMR: Yep, in Chicago and Los Angeles. We also do a SXSW site every year, which is like it’s own city. More cities coming soon though. So far, the Bay Area is probably in the lead for most requested new city. Now that Barry Bonds is gone, we just might do it.
KoR: Man, I had no idea Barry Bonds held such strong anti-Rockness sentiments. So, other than asking yourself, “Would Bonds hates this,” how do you all go about figuring out your recommended shows or bands you like? Do the bands slip you a Lincoln? Is there some sort of democratic process between the two of you? I mean, Patrick, what if Claire showed up and was like, “You HAVE to check out this new Creed album! They use mad vocoder!”?
OMR: 
Basically it’s just the personal preference of the two of us. We have very similar tastes so it’s been really easy to find bands we both like. It’s truly 100% what WE like though. If bands want us to profile them, they can ask, but we have to like them. If we don’t like them, we don’t say anything at all. You know, Thumper from Bambi style. We always like getting new submissions though.
KoR: Have you gotten monetary offers in the past to write a band profile or show review or anything?
OMR: Never. We’re pretty clear on our About Us page that offering us stuff to profile shows and bands is not cool with us. Bribery is just kind of gross.
KoR: It’s right after VD on our list of gross things. And the word ‘moist.’ So, we’ve always wondered how it works with buying tickets via your site. Obviously it routes to the venues page or Ticketmaster or what have you, but do you all get a cut of anything? Or does the dude who runs Bowery just give you the ‘Hey Thanks’ nod and buy you a beer when he sees you?
OMR: We are an affiliate of Ticketmaster/Ticketweb, so we do get a small percentage on each ticket sale. If we sell a dozen tickets, we might be able to buy a latte if we’re lucky. So that’s cool. The other ticket companies that we provide links for; we just do so as a service to our users.
KoR: Nice. Now, we’re personally growing lamer by the day, we realize. We’ll go out to a show and be giving each other high fives for the next two weeks if we manage to stay awake into the AM. Do you all find it a bit of a challenge to grow old gracefully and remain the music scene juggernauts of NYC that you are?
OMR: We both pride ourselves in listening to/seeing a LOT of new bands. It’s something we really put a premium on. So while we’re definitely growing old (and by the looks of saggy skin, not gracefully), I hope we’re still relevant within the scene. Those late nights have gotten rougher though. Luckily, we bring plenty of pop tarts.
KoR: Maybe you could hire a monkey with a video camera to catch some of the shows. They work for cheap.
OMR: Our kid is really into Goodnight, Gorilla. So we’re preferential to gorillas. Are they cheap too?
KoR: Eh, they’re union, so it’s a whole other mess. I’d really recommend going monkey and paying under the table. So, we know a lot of this must come from living in the middle of it, but we really feel like there have been SO many great bands coming out of New York in the past year or two. Sure, it’s a super-populated center of creativity, but it seems like lately, especially, some great, great stuff has been happening, don’t you think?
OMR: Absolutely. That’s the best thing about living in New York. Just when you think a scene is fading and/or dead, another new scene sprouts up to start the whole creative process all over again. It’s like the coming of spring every year. There were birds….in the air…but I never heard….them ringing….
KoR: Wait, the birds were… Right, so who new are you liking ‘round these parts lately?
OMR:
These questions are always tough. Generally, we’re not too good at being specific. But if we HAD to say: Small Black, Oberhofer, Javelin, Lemonade, The Depreciation Guild, Twin Sister, and Philip Seymour Hoffman we’ve been liking a lot lately.
KoR: Yeah, that Philip Seymour Hoffman band really threw us for a loop for a while. I still just picture the actor up on stage giving overly-dramatic, depressing diatribes on the futility of living before launching into a Dylan cover or something. Well, being such intense scrutinizers of bands and their music on the indie level, any advice for bands in New York or elsewhere on how to get some notice? No corny, “Believe in yourself and ANYTHING’S possible” answers allowed.
OMR: I guess just play a lot of shows and don’t suck. If you do those two things, you’ll probably get noticed by someone. Definitely don’t graffiti your band name on subway walls and sidewalks and stuff though.
KoR: Unless we’re off on our reading, at least one of you seems to have a musical fondness rooted in some old-school ‘90s mid-west style emo. Like, the good stuff, before it became mall emo. True? No?
OMR: You are good, friend. You are good! Yeah that time period and genre has a very soft, warm place in our high school/college heart. We were just listening to Braid this morning. Is that lame? If so, well, guilty then.
KoR: 
Are you kidding? “First Day Back,” “A Dozen Roses”, and “Urbana’s Too Dark” have all been in heavy rotation for us for going on twelve years now. Yeah, we saw that you all flew over for that January Cap’n Jazz reunion in Chicago. What the hell was that like? Was it totally unannounced? Was it totally amazing? That seems akin to unearthing the ancient Egyptians to see how they built the pyramids. Wait, is that a good analogy…?
OMR: Ha. That was AWESOME! We had a last-minute tip they were going to play 5 songs, so we bought a last-minute plane ticket and went for it. We were shorted a song, they only played 4, but it was absolutely 100% worth it. If for nostalgic purposes alone…
KoR: Switching subjects out of jealousy, what are your all’s thoughts on music conferences or giant, 50-band rock shows, in general? Efficient use of our limited free time or just overload—like watching Lost, seasons 1-5, in a single sitting?
OMR: We’re into it. We like being able to see a bunch of bands play a bunch of really short sets in a short amount of time. Short sets are underrated! And if there’s a band we like a lot, we’ll see their full set when they do a proper tour.
KoR: Do you have a favorite music festival-conference-thing?
OMR: SXSW. But mostly because of the BBQ and Shiner and a robo-tronic LBJ at the Lyndon B. Johnson museum.
KoR: What the hell?! Our friends in Austin are officially in trouble for never taking us to that. So you all are going to South by Southwest this year, right? Any bands you’re particularly excited about that are playing?
OMR: We are. Definitely want to see Active Child and Male Bonding. Because we listened to them both today. And they rule.
KoR: Do you ever get totally sick of music? Maybe want to start a celebrity spotting site or an angry political blog or something?
OMR: We get totally sick of some types of music, sure. But never music in general. We don’t think we could ever get sick of listening to electro-pop or jazz or metal or folk or whatever Sandy Bull is while eating dinner. Music rules.
KoR: It seems like everyone operating in the Web world is always trying to figure out the next big step or merger or transformation for their particular Web thing. For instance, we’re planning on adding an auto-reader that starts as soon as you visit our blog and announces it’s entire contents in the voice of a sped-up, high-pitched Gilbert Gottfried. Do you all have any big plans—besides the snazzied-up new e-newsletters—that you can talk about?
OMR: We’re doing a WAY overdue site redesign very soon. And we’re going to incorporate more social components into Rockness. And we’re going to have more jokes about vacuum cleaners in our weekly email introductions. Because after all, what’s funnier than vacuum cleaners?
KoR: It’s true. Beater bar? Package yield? Turbine nozzles? All comedy gold. Alright then, lightening round time, sir. Favorite music venue in New York?
OMR: The Bell House.
KoR: Central large stage on the long dimension wall and Sixpoint Righteous Rye. Nice. Least favorite?
OMR: Any place where the stage is in the basement and there’s only one door to get in/out. Fire hazards SUCK.
KoR: Right? Any time we catch a show at Cake Shop, I can’t even concentrate on the band for fear of imminent, fiery death. Weird pet peeve?
OMR: When people insist on bringing their refrigerators to shows. It’s like, can’t you make it one night without bringing your refrigerator? No one likes your refrigerator and we all talk trash about it behind your back.
KoR: Asshats. Favorite TV show?
OMR: All-time? The Wire. Right now? Mad Men.
KoR: Oh, excellent answers, my friend. Best non-TV, band playing show you’ve been to in the last year?
OMR: See Cap’n Jazz question. No doubt.
KoR: Damn you! Most representative mythical beast?
OMR: Big Foot. Not the yeti, the monster truck. No way a truck with tires that big could exist. No way.
KoR: Fair enough. Best theme song from childhood?
OMR: Silver Spoons. And now we’re terrified of being run over by a train in our living room.
KoR: Best theoretical tattoo?
OMR: Michael Jordan. And it’s not theoretical.
KoR: Okay, this may seem like we’re asking a lot, but we feel that everyone should have this figured out for themselves: Favorite song of all time?
OMR: “Making Love out of Nothing at All,” by Air Supply. And we’re not joking. Listen to how many awesome parts there are in that song. It’s pretty much close to pop perfection.
KoR: And, finally, as important: Margarita with salt or without?
OMR: Depends. Are the roads icy?
If you’re in the NYC, LA, or Chicago area, be sure to check out Oh My Rockness for great shows and sign up on their oh my informative e-newsletter to keep abreast of current rockness. Speaking of current rockness, Patrick and Claire are throwing a pre-SXSW in NYC show next Monday, featuring the Depreciation Guild and a bunch of other fine musicians. Check it out! And be sure to take a listen to this week’s Song of the Week, as recommended by Patrick—Oberhofer‘s excellent “Haus.” Like it? Oberhofer happens to be playing a show with Yes Giantess tomorrow night at Le Poisson Rouge in NYC, so check them out if you get a chance.