A heartfelt thanks to our thoughtful client, Allison Rivers Samson of Allison’s Gourmet, who sent us some lovely, unexpected treats to brighten our holiday season.

Allison’s Gourmet is a online vegan sweets confectioner + bakery that offers dairy-free, egg-free cookies, brownies, chocolates, caramels, fudge, brittle and pretty much any other delectable sweet you can dream up. She uses fair-trade + organic ingredients whenever possible and offers up seasonally themed sweets that rotate monthly. You can join her newsletter to stay up-to-date on what’s to come but—our insider’s scoop—Vanilla Almond Cookies, Original Brownies, and Walnut Fudge are on tap for January.

Pictured above, Pumpkin Spice Cookies, Gingerbread Spice Cookies, Peppermint Bark, and Peanut Butter Cups, all about to be ravenously eaten, massive sugar crash to follow.

Holiday gift-givers, you’ve got eight days as of writing to order and receive by Christmas, which you can tell by that handy, well-designed little icon in the upper left of Allison’s homepage. How nice!

Hushpuppies are a food that defy routine logic. How, pray tell, could a simple ball of prepare corn meal be deep fried to magically turn into what some—your devoted writer included—consider to be one of the most delectable edibles of all time?

Right, most likely the frying. But still, hushpuppies are soooooooooooooo gooooooooooooood! Right? RIGHT‽

So imagine my forlorn, depressed puppy dog face when I learned in my collegiate days of yore that, sadly, nearly all hushpuppies are made with eggs and/or milk.

Well, rejoice, dear Reader and fellow Hushpuppiophile; we’ve worked up and strenuously tested (all for you) a hushpuppy recipe that is not only completely free of dairy and eggs, it’s also gluten-free. I know. We ARE awesome. Thank you.

Though the etymology of ‘hushpuppy’ isn’t super-well-documented, the origin’s usually attributed to hunters, fishermen, and other outdoorsy cooks who would fry up cheap, easy cornmeal balls to feed their dogs, thus “hushing the puppies” during cook-outs or fish-fries. Which—despite their origin in native cultures of the southern US—may explain the presence of hushpuppies on many a seafood restaurant menu.

But less talk, more food, yeah? Here’s your recipe break-down:

Gluten-Free Vegan Hushpuppies
◊ 1 cup Cornmeal
◊ 1/8 cup Brown Rice Flour
◊ 1 tb Baking Powder
◊ 1/2 tsp Sea Salt
◊ 1/2 cup Unsweetened Almond Milk
◊ 1/8 cup Apple Cider Vinegar
◊ 2 tb Sweet Onion, finely diced
◊ 2 cloves Garlic, crushed + peeled
◊ Vegetable Oil (for frying)
◊ 1 Jalapeño, finely diced

So, first off, the jalapeño’s optional—if you can’t take the heat…no witty kitchen puns are coming to me, but yeah, hold the pepper, Sherlock. We like Bob’s Red Mill for the rice flour and they make a nice coarse cornmeal you can use, but we like the more traditional, old-school brands for that too, so your call.

This recipe is actually a derivation of one posted to Bob’s site ages ago that we’ve continued to develop over the years, recently adding the gluten-free attribute. So, first, rub a mixing bowl with your garlic and then set the garlic aside. Add cornmeal to the bowl and sift in the rice flour, then adding salt + baking powder and mixing thoroughly.

In a separate container—a 1 cup measuring cup tends to work well—pour in almond milk (or another unsweetened milk alternative) and add vinegar. This is meant to replicate the base-sour contrasting taste of buttermilk, so, depending on how much you like that taste, feel free to alter the ratio of milk to vinegar. Set the liquid mixture aside and add your finely diced onion, jalapeño, and garlic (which you’ll now need to dice) to the cornmeal mixture. Now gradually pour in your liquid mixture a little bit at a time stirring as you go until you have a stiff batter. Don’t worry if it seems overly grainy—the cornmeal will absorb moisture as it sits to relax the grain. The primary goal is to make sure the mixture is fairly cohesive. Now cover bowl and refrigerate for an hour or more, until the batter’s spongy.

Once you’re ready to prepare the hushpuppies, warm a light oil—vegetable or canola works well—in a heavy bottom skillet over medium heat with enough oil to half-submerge a ball of batter. It’s best to start with one test puppy, so form a ball of the batter with a spoon and/or your hands and carefully drop it into the hot oil. Watch it attentively and, after a couple minutes, attempt to turn the pup so that the other half of the ball is submerged in oil. If it sticks to the skillet bottom, you either let it cook too long or not long enough. Let the other half cook for another couple minutes and remove from the skillet, placing in a paper-towl-lined plate or bowl. Let the test puppy cool and then cut it in half and give it a try. The outer portion should be golden-brown and you should just make sure the middle is cooked through. If it’s not but your outer puppy—yoga pose?—is browning too much or blackening, reduce the heat. Once you’ve got it down, put enough balls in the skillet to fill without having them touch. Cook, repeat, serve, enjoy. Double the recipe if you have more than two puppies to serve or are just super-hungry.

We like to serve these with homemade cocktail sauce, which, if you didn’t know, is just ketchup mixed with prepared horseradish. Whoever came up with that one, by the way, also needs a stout pat on the back.

Enjoy, Reader! And happy Nautical Week to you and yours!

12.18.12 Edit – According to our friend Megan Hauer—By the way, Charleston claims to be the origin of the hush puppy…the kitchen was often behind the main house (in the carriage house, where the help lived, so to speak). So people would have to bring meals through the alley to the main house, which often elicited much barking from neighborhood dogs.  In order to “hush” the dogs, they created hush puppies that they’d throw them from their pockets as they were bringing the meal to the house.

Vegan seafood has always been one of those things that—pardon my French, Reader—strikes us as 100%  fucking gross.

I mean, we’re talking about replicating creepy, scaly, slimy creatures that lurk around in the depths of the ocean—some have weird eye stalks, some have bizarre armored bodies, some have CLAWS FOR GOD’S SAKE—all so we can eat them. Why would we want to do that‽ It’s like someone who’s lost their sense of smell wanting to recreate the Lower East Side during a summertime garbage strike!

At the same time, seafood is one of the things I miss most from my not-so-animal-friendly childhood. I still remember a friend of mine schooling me in the early 90s on the best way to prepare and pace myself so as to be able to take full advantage of the all-you-can-eat seafood buffet in the Outer Banks. Classy, right?

Well, if you’re interested in a nice vegetarian alternative to seafood, newcomer animal-friendly company, Sophie’s Kitchen may just have exactly what you’re looking for. The Taiwanese company gets their name and inspiration from the founders’ little girl, who, in addition to being super-cute, is also allergic to most seafood. Unlike Brad’s Organic though—one of our retail mortal enemies—Sophie’s brands their products with a classy logo instead of, oh, I don’t know, THE DISEMBODIED HEAD OF THEIR CHILD. God. We really hate that packaging. Anyway, back on-point, ‘lil Sophie (along with some help from her parents I should hope) produces a wide range of vegan ‘seafood’ products—from really great ‘fish’ fillets reminiscent of fast food fish sandwich fillets to ‘calamari’ + various kinds of shrimp-like products.

I know—’shrimp-like products’ doesn’t exactly get most of us salivating, but what we’ve tried from the company is, on average, really great. We’d recommend veering toward the fried products—frying anything makes it better anyway and most of the textures are well-complimented by the various breadings they use.

Our favorite—Sohpie’s Vegan Crab Cakes, pictured above. Despite our respective southern upbringings, Katie + I were never huge fans of real crab cakes, but these offer up a nice realistically fishy flavor (derived from the seaweed powder used in the mixture) and have a great consistency that pleasantly recalls their meaty counterparts. What’s more, they’re soy-free, gluten-free, and largely comprised of pea protein, potato starch, and root of konjac—a plant native to Japan, China, Korea, and Indonesia widely used in Japanese cuisine. Konjac powder’s is a good vegan substitute for gelatin and is low in calories, yet high in fiber. So that’s cool.

Sophie’s also makes the mission of oceanic preservation integral to their business model, donating 5% of their net profits to help preserve the ocean’s species and their habitats. Again—cool.

The company’s products are starting to be offered in stores pretty widely now, but if you’re wondering who near you might carry their vegan seafood, visit the company’s store locator page. You can also order online from Maryland-based Pangea + Wisconsin-based Vegan Essentials and Sophie’s is currently offering a coupon you can download from their site (upper right). Let us know what you think!

“I’m making crabby snacks and homemades!”

Reader, you may not know what kaffir lime leaves are, but, if you’ve ever eaten traditional Indonesian, Malaysian, Burmese, or Thai cuisine—especially red, massaman, and panang curries—you’d likely recognize the leaf’s distinct flavor. It’s one of those flavors that I realized in my adult life I really really loved, but it’s not one I ever thought to employ in cocktails or other libations.

Then came Pok Pok NY, the hot new Thai street food spot a short walk from our apartment where one of the delectable drinks they feature is the Pok Pok Gin + Tonic, “house-infused kaffir lime gin served tall with tonic.” At first taste, I knew I had fallen head-over-heel in love with this drink. Even Katie, who usually isn’t a huge gin fan, loves the drink. The kaffir taste both compliments the bittersweet taste of the tonic and builds off of the piney, juniper berry flavor of the gin to create an altogether new, refreshing, exotic taste.

Infusing may sound like an overly daunting task not worth the time, but it’s actually quite the opposite. Essentially, you put a thing in a bottle of liquor and let it sit for a while; longer for more solid, less porous things, not long at all for less solid, more porous things. We’ve been doing it for a while now—our habenero-infused tequila has been a painfully raucous party mainstay for years now—and have to say, kaffir lime leaf infused gin is definitely one of our favorite liquor infusions.

Again, all you need to do is get a clean, sealable bottle (like the swing-top above), add your washed, whole kaffir lime leaves, and then fill with gin. We recommend using a separate bottle at first so you’re not committing to a giant bottle of infused gin, but if you’re feeling bold, go ahead and just throw them in the original bottle. We do like using clear bottles though so you can monitor the liquor color and watch the leaves—if they’re not fresh enough, there’s a chance that they’l start to brown if kept in for too long and not used. As to how many to use, it all depends on how flavorful you’d like the end product to be, but we use a large handful—probably about 20 leaves—for a 750ml bottle. Then we just let it sit in a cool, dark place for a week or so, until the gin becomes fragrant and tinged with green.

Honestly, the hardest part might be actually tracking down these elusive leaves. If you’re lucky enough to have a Thai specialty store in your town, they’re a great bet—they might have them fresh but, more likely, they’ll be frozen. But, even in Chinatown’s large asian markets, the leaves can be hard to find, if they’re available at all. We get ours at a small Thai specialty store on Mulberry where the leaves are sold in tiny resealable bags from stand-up freezer.

But, whether it’s an easy find for you or not, if you’re fond of the tastes of southeastern asia, fancy green-tinged drinks, and gin, we assure you—it’s well worth the challenge.

And remember, as they say in Thailand, เล่นกับหมา หมาเลียปาก.

Lovely photo taken by Keith De-Lin last week at out Thanksgiving dinner party.

Reader, you should know that we consider Thanksgiving the penultimate holiday. Not because we think the idyllic picture of Native Americans + pilgrims sitting down to a big hokey dinner holds any historical water, mind you. No, the primary appeal for us has always been three-fold: First, we love cooking a lot of food and entertaining guests—I mean, our default is to prepare so many elaborate dishes that we could feed a small vegan army, so it’s nice to have an actual real-world demand for vast spreads of food from time to time; second, we really enjoy just hanging out with friends and just gabbing it up, especially when we can play host and do it in the comfort of our own home—bring the party to us, as it were!; thirdly, we totally love not traveling on a holiday and enjoying the bizarre ghost metropolis of New York City as half of its gargantuan populace leaves us contentedly in the dust…it’s kinda like that persistent childhoof fantasy of being locked in a toy store at night. But with more pigeons + booze.
This year we teamed up with friends to create a truly coma-inducing menu, which you can see pictured above, but we’ve also detailed herein. Behold!

appetizer
herb roasted nuts

avocado salsa

butternut squash handpies
chipotle cream sauce

salad
arugula + shaved fennel salad
roasted pecans, dried cranberries, lemon vinaigrette

protein
hazelnut cranberry celebration roast en croute
orange glaze, carrot & red pepper coulis

vegetable
roasted brussels sprouts
smoked shiitakes, roasted pecans

crispy fried potato skins
vegan cheese, smoked tempeh, house made sour cream

curry kale & potato galette

candied yams

dessert
pistachio olive oil cake
fig compote filling + cream cheese icing

oven roasted banana rum cheesecake

pecan pie tartlets

I know. I’m full again just reading through that.

Our friends Stacy + Keith documented the extravaganza with the photos below and many more over on their blog, Vegan Fatty Boomblatty. We’ve linked to the handpie + olive oil cake recipes above and Stacy + Keith have written up basic instructions on how to do the potato skins (which were really good) and provided a recipe for the tartlets (ditto) over at VFB.

Oh, and for the record—ultimate holiday: the day before Thanksgiving, when you’ve four days of awesomeness ahead of you and a world of possibilities, most of which revolve around eating, drinking, and/or watching The Cosby Show. Best.

Photos below by Stacy + Keith De-lin.




Reader, we’re pulling an old ‘switcharoo’ on you today, giving you The Find on Monday, and bringing you The Song tomorrow! I know! Nuts, right?

Wait, what do you mean you had no idea that we followed any sort of schedule around here? It’s right over there below the design site button and the blog description and the picture of us in St. John and last week’s song and our über-witty Twitter feed and our ‘follow us and read our über-witty Tweets on Twitter” button and that owl guy and our search window. Jeez. How could you not see that?

Anyway, given the fact that CMJ starts this week and we endeavor to present you with a heftier selection of songs and artists playing at that venerable New York music festival AND given the serendipitous find of this very nice infographic (below), thus results the ‘switcharoo.’ Consider yourself fully warned when your mind is blown today/tomorrow.

Said infographic is being brought to you by the fine people at Learn Stuff, who absolutely love to put together thoughtful, creative ways of teaching you + I…well…stuff. From urban myths to science-y stuff to now why milk sucks, the LS team keeps you up-to-date on hard-hitting facts via raven + crow (that’s us) approved awesome graphics. Check this one out on the many reasons you should give milk the boot.

And remember to tune in tomorrow for our CMJ picks. Get it? Tune?

Got Milk?

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Our local fancy foods store, Union Market, has started carrying Ovenly‘s amazing Salted Chocolate Chip Cookies which, it turns out, are 100% vegan and 100% really hard to not buy when you’re standing right beside them as you wait to check out.

We highly recommend indulging your salty-sweet tooth—the combination of deep dark chocolate and sharp saltiness creates a ‘party in your mouth,’ as high-falutin’ food critics are wont to write.

And, should the Greenpoint bakery and kitchen happen to work a few more vegan offerings into their culinary regimen, we would happily devour such goods by the score. So, like, more vegan stuff, Ovenly. C’moooooooooooooooooooooon.

Check their list of snacky + sweet stockists to find some goods near you.

I remember a few years ago thinking to myself “MAN would it suck to be a vegan AND have a gluten allergy.” Most likely I had a giant chunk of bread in my mouth as I mulled this over.

It’s true, when you’re already eschewing meat, dairy, eggs and all other animal products in your diet and you add to that verboten list any food products containing gluten—especially given all the heavenly bread in NYC—it can certainly infuse some rigorous mental gymnastics into the joyous act of eating at first.

But we’ve been experimenting of late, not with a total write-off of all things gluten (I mean, that would equal no beer, which equals not happening), but with a decrease in the amount of overly processed foods that tend to contain gluten as a thickening/binding agent and a little less bread, as hard as that may be. And, not to go into too much detail here, but we’ve noticed some positive results—more energy, and less overall physical malaise or bloat-y-ness (sorry).

The rub—gluten-free can be a bit tough to do when eating Italian. We’re not huge fans of the pre-packaged gluten-free breads + pastas out there—they just taste…off to us. Risotto, on the other hand, is 100% gluten-free, being an Italian rice product, and much more along the lines of what we’ve been wanting to eat lately in the whole foods vs. processed foods sense.

Recently, craving a traditional red sauce Italian pasta meal, we decided to employ my father-in-law’s delectable homemade marinara sauce—we posted that recipe a while back with our vegan lasagna write-up—in a creamy risotto dish and then take a stab at making some gluten-free vegan ‘meat’ balls. We were crazy excited with the result and thought we’d share it with you, dear Reader.

The Sauce
So, you’ve got three options with the marinara sauce: 1) Take the path of least resistance and pick up a jar of your favorite store-bought brand; 2) whip up your favorite homemade sauce; or 3) if you don’t have a recipe you use or want to try something new, give Papa Joe’s Marinara a try. If you’ve never made your own marinara, you should know that we highly recommend it. It’s a great way to spend a lazy, rainy Sunday afternoon and warms up your home with a lovely, comforting feeling. Win-win. And the marinara we make is absolutely delicious on, um, pretty much everything. Not to brag. So, if you’re making it, do that ahead of time; if you’re buying it, add it to the shopping list.

The ‘Meat’balls
Full disclosure: This is a first-time attempt at this kind of vegan ‘meat’ ball—we’ve made plenty in the past that use vital wheat gluten (the base of seitan) as a binder, but never ones that are gluten-free—but we absolutely loved these and think you will too. Assuming you like awesome things. Other potentially awesome ones—Isa Chandra Moskowitz’s Tofu Balls or VegNews’ tofu-free, rice + walnut take. Want to give ours a try though? Here’s what you need:
+ 2 Large Shallots, peeled and diced
+ 5 Cloves Garlic, smashed, peeled, and diced
+ 1 Medium Eggplant, peeled and diced into small cubes
+ 2 Tbsp Extra Virgin Olive Oil
+ 2 Tsp Liquid Smoke
+ 1 Tbsp Nutritional Yeast
+ 5 Tbsp Brown Rice Flour
+ .5 Cup Cooked Quinoa
+ 1 Tsp Dijon Mustard
+ 1 Tbsp Oregano
+ 2 Tsp Sea Salt
+ 2 Tsp Freshly Ground Black Pepper
+ Canola or Another Light Frying Oil

First, warm a tablespoon of oil in a heavy skillet over medium heat for a few minutes, but don’t let the olive oil burn or smoke. Once it’s warmed, throw in the diced shallot; it should sizzle when you do. Cook for ten minutes, browning the shallot. If it begins to blacken, stir and turn down the heat a bit. Now add the diced garlic, cook for another five minutes, stirring occasionally. Add the eggplant and liquid smoke, and immediately cover, cooking for another five minutes. Uncover and stir—watch your eyes, the smoke can aggravate them with the rising steam—and add the second tablespoon of olive oil, stirring to distribute evenly. Saute the mixture for another ten or so minutes until the eggplant begins to soften, brown, and break down to reduce by about half in volume. Remove from heat.

In a large mixing bowl, combine the remaining ingredients (from nutritional yeast down on the list above). For the quinoa, you should just be able to follow the directions on the box or look them up on line, but, generally, you add one cup of dry quinoa to two cups of boiling water or broth (we like broth), reduce to a simmer, and cook covered for 15 or so minutes, until the quinoa grains begin to ‘unravel’ a bit. In this case, we made a full cup of quinoa, as it’s easier to cook than a half cup, and used the other half for a salad, but you can also just try to make a half cup of quinoa if you want. Now carefully add the eggplant mixture to the rest of the ingredients in the bowl and stir thoroughly. The resulting mixture should prove to be pretty cohesive, binding the broken-down eggplant mixture and liquids to the rice flour and yeast. If you think it’s too wet, add some more rice flour little by little, mixing as you go.

Chill the mixture in the fridge for at least an hour, then, in a large pan, warm frying oil at least deep enough to cover half of the balls you form. Using a spoon and your hands, roll small balls from the mixture and carefully add them to the oil in small batches so they don’t touch each other. Carefully roll the balls over once the submerged side is sufficiently browned, then remove the fully cooked balls, setting aside in a bowl lined with paper towels to absorb excess oil. Once you’re done, if you like, you can set aside the oil to cool and then drain and store to re-use later. We like to do that since it takes so much oil to deep fry anything.

The Risotto
Honestly, we think risotto is one of the simplest things to cook and fun to boot. Essentially, you just need to keep the arborio (risotto rice) sauteing over medium heat a constantly submerged, first with a cup or so of dry white wine, subsequently with water or broth. With this one, we like to move to water to keep the risotto clean and white and then add a little bit of nutritional yeast as we go to give it a slightly cheesy flavor. But you pretty much cook and stir to create the creaminess, continuing to add more liquid as it’s absorbed and then it’s done when it’s soft and creamy enough for you. You can find more precise directions on risotto packaging, no doubt, but we recommend hanging out with a glass of wine and your favorite person or people in the kitchen as you stir and chat.

Top with chopped scallions or toasted pine nuts and you’re done. We like to take it easy on the red sauce with this recipe, using it sparingly and providing a nice contrast to the creamy savoriness of the rest of the dish. You can add your favorite vegan cheese if you like or keep it simple if you’re trending toward the whole, unprocessed foods of late. Enjoy!

Lunch—massaged raw collard green citrus salad with signed orange twists.

No strict recipe, if you’re interested, mainly just de-stem a bunch of collard greens, slice the leaves into one- or two-inch thick strips, place in a bowl and douse with juice form about one half orange + one lime, then massage vigorously to break down the toughness of the leaves. Once it’s reduced in volume by about half, salt + pepper to taste, add about a tablespoon of olive oil (we used lemon infused), and two sliced scallions. The peel a handful of strips from the rind of an orange and singe over heavy heat in a heavy skillet. Chill and eat.

File this under ‘Lives Up to the Hype’.

Sure, we’ve seen the beautifully packaged, very expensive Mast Brothers chocolate around town, but I’ll admit—we’d never had a bite of the stuff and had merely admired it from afar.

Until now, thanks to our friend April, who was kind enough to give us a couple bars for our recent anniversary—based entirely on which wrapper she thought we’d appreciate more, mind you. She knows us so well. According to the Brothers’ site:
“Mast Brothers Chocolate offers a variety of single estate and single origin chocolates as well as our first house blend. We have partnered with incredible farms and organizations such as Anderson Almonds, Freddy Guys Hazelnuts, Stumptown Coffee, Maine Sea Salt and Crown Maple Syrup to create chocolate pairings that blow minds!”

Consider out collective corvid mind blown.

Brooklyn-based bean-to-bar chocolatiers and real-life brothers Michael + Rick create their chocolate in small batches, sourcing from small farms and hand-wrapping each bar in paper that’s been printed on an in-house printing press. Yeah—these dudes are serious about chocolate. And beards, it seems.

Check out this brief, chocolate-porn-y video, directed by The Scout. You can also watch a short documentary on their site showing their relationship with one of their primary cacao suppliers, La Red de Guaconejo, a small organic cacao co-operative in the Dominican Republic.

And no. You can’t have any. All ours!