Garam Masala Dahl
Garam Masala Dahl
Over the past weekend, we took a jaunt up to lovely Beacon, NY to visit our friends Heidi and Jeff. Last fall, they threw off the confines of the modern city for good, moving from their apartment on the upper west side to a charmingly GIGANTIC home just east of the Hudson. Aside from engaging in a major crunch session for last night’s premier of Lost’s final season, we also partook in a superb country-style vegan brunch, thanks to Heidi. Not being the types to show up empty-handed, we brought up our vegan buttermilk biscuits (recipe on our friend Joshua’s site, here). Not to be confused with Heidi and Jeff’s cat, also named Biscuit, also slightly buttery and flakey. The travel didn’t treat them too kindly—maybe we should have used a cat carrier—but they weren’t too much worse for the wear when everything was said and done. In addition to our contribution, the table was graced with garlic kale, a sweet potato-carrot hash, grilled tempeh strips, a very nice tofu-based quiche, and an excellent vegan coffee cake (pictured). Nice, right? I’ve always been a fan of the sweet-but-not-too-sweet desserts like carrot cake and spice cake and coffee cake, so I was understandably excited when Heidi mentioned she’d found the recipe online on a nice little cooking blog called From Scratch. Seems it’s a deft veganization of a Martha Stewart recipe (Note: Kiandra, proprietor of said blog, seems to have another nice blog on quilting and crafting and such). So Heidi passed a slightly altered version of the recipe on to us and we thought it was so good, we’d go ahead and post it. Enjoy!
Coffee Cake Recipe
Crumb Topping
1 c. melted vegan margarine
1 c. packed light brown sugar
2 1/2 c. unbleached all-purpose flour
1 1/2 tsp. ground cinnamon
Cake
3 c. unbleached, all-purpose flour
1 c. granulated sugar
5 tsp. baking powder
1 tsp. salt
3 tsp. egg replacer
4 tbl. warm water
1 c. soy milk
1 tbl + 1/2 tsp vanilla extract
1/4 c. canola oil
Directions:
1. Preheat the oven to 325ºF. Oil and flour a standard round spring form pan, set aside.
2. Prepare the crumb topping by first melting the margarine and then setting it aside to cool. In a medium bowl, mix brown sugar, flour, and cinnamon until throughly combined. Once combined, pour the margarine into the bowl and combine ingredients until sugar mixture is moist and large crumbs form. Set aside.
3. To prepare the cake, mix together your egg replacer in a bowl with the warm water. Blend until throughly thick and lightly foamy. Set aside. In a large bowl sift together (3 c.) flour, granulated sugar, baking powder, and salt. Whisk together to throughly mix all ingredients. Set aside. In a second smaller bowl, whisk egg replacer, soy milk, canola oil, and vanilla together. Make a well in the flour mixture and pour wet ingredients into the well. Then stir everything together until just combined, being careful not to over-mix.
4. Pour the batter into the pan, spreading it evenly around pan. Top with the crumb mixture, evenly and gently spreading it over the cake batter.
5. Bake for 50-60 minutes checking with a toothpick after 50 minutes.
6. Have with coffee. Talk amongst yourselves: “Why the hell is the island underwater now?!”
Below, Biscuit (the cat) about to be attacked by tiny dinosaurs.
Sub-prime summer temps gotcha chillin’ too much? Warm things up with habanero-infused tequila, an easy-to-make and always exciting spirit.
Ever since drinking the Picante Margarita at Bonita in Brooklyn, I’ve been thoroughly convinced that spicy drinks are the new awesome thing that everyone should try. They have this superb tiered attack of the tongue, first hitting you with the immediate rush of spiciness that befuddles the senses, and then following that up with the warm nature of the spirit. It’s like a really quick action-adventure movie with a sweetly romantic ending in your mouth. Exactly like that. So, being that we couldn’t visit the lovely Bonita every night (try their vegetable tacos sans cheese—super-good), we took matters into our own hands and infused tequila at home and came up with a comparable drink recipe.
We’ve infused vodkas in the past with things like ginger, lemongrass, basil, strawberries, and all kinds of things. In each case, the time that the liquor needs to infuse varies depending on the potency and porousness of the additives, but it usually took us a week to a month or more. One of the nice things about infusing with a pepper as notoriously potent as the habanero is that it only takes about three days.
Here’s what you do:
• First off, buy a bunch of habaneros. Not sure which peppers they are? They’re the squat little ones that usually vary in color as they ripen from green to yellow to orange to red. These guys.
• Now, carefully quarter anywhere from 3 to 7 peppers, entirely depending on how much you like very, very hot things. For further control over the heat, remove the seeds of the peppers for less spice, leave them in for maximum fiery-ness. Note that some people go as far as wearing surgical gloves when slicing these peppers. Honesty, they’re mad hot. Be really careful, wash you hands well after handling and cutting them, and DO NOT TOUCH YOUR EYES. Speaking from experience here, unfortunately. Oh…careful going to the…um…restroom as well.
• Toss however many peppers you like straight into a fresh 1 liter bottle of tequila. We like to either wash off the label, so it looks nicer and you can see the peppers, or find a nice mason jar or other pretty container to fancy things up when not using the original bottle.
• Let the bottle sit in a cool, dry, dark place—say a cabinet—for 3+ days. Three will likely do ya, but 4 and 5 will make for a spicier, more infused drink and, as it sits beyond that, it will only get spicier, absorbing both the taste and color from the peppers over time.
• Now enjoy your weirdly-chilly summer day by unleashing your inner fire with a sip of this tequila straight. Or, alternatively, mix this lovely, party-tested cocktail up:
As noted on the recipe, feel free to tone this drink down a bit by mixing in non-peppery tequila. Also as noted, don’t touch your eyes, yo.
Alright, we here KoR aren’t ones to fan the flames of unnecessary fights in most cases. Unless it’d be super-funny, like when you convince your one friend who’s weirdly competitive with board games and your other friend who’s always very, very high to sit down to a game of Diplomacy. OR, OR, a bunch of you are in the car and the dude in the passenger seat falls asleep and then you all scream like you’re about to be in an accident. Funny stuff, people. Funny stuff.
Be it also known, friends, that we are certainly not ones to cheer on in-fighting among already marginalized or under-represented groups…let’s say, vegans. Unless they’re total jerk-ass vegans (you know who you are). But, all that said, we have been hearing many, many whispers of late about a truly exciting thing, and we needed to put it to the test. A thing that, for so long now, has always been *just* out of reach to us all. A thing that—should it prove to hail from the world of hard, undeniable facts and not the ethereal, fictional dream-world—would change our vegan lives. The thing of legends. That’s right, the lost arc of the covenant to vegans—tasty, convincing, stretchy, some might even say…”cheese-like” vegan cheese—was said to be at hand. Dear vegans and nons, we are here to tell you, Daiya is the shit.
As in, it’s a really good thing. Reference point for potentially older readers: The Bomb, or perhaps, The Bomb-digity. Younger readers: I don’t know. What do you say now? The Twitter? The Twighlight? Maybe it’s gellin’? Anyway, point being, it’s good. The shit is good.
Now, like many vegans, the first experience we had with vegan cheese was with Tofutti Soy-Cheese Slices. Honestly, it handled itself alright on a vegan grilled cheese every now and then, but the taste was WAY off and they never really melted that well. And, though I didn’t care about this much back in college, they’re also something like 70 calories per slice, nut-balls fatty, and super bright orange. But c’mon. They were around in the 80s, man. That’s awesome. I realize the market was more Orthodox Jews than straight-edge vegans, but—with their non-dairy ice cream, sour cream, and cream cheese—you have to tip your hat to Tofutti for gettin’ in there when no one else was around. Speaking of, check out this kind of awesome 1986 article on Tofutti and founder, David Mintz, from New Jersey Business.
Since then, thankfully, there have been a number of great attempts at working up a convincing, cookable vegan cheese substitute. The old-schoolers who started the southern California company Follow Your Heart—who produce, among other tasty items, the very superb Veganaise—gave us Vegan Gourmet. The Spanish company, Redwood Foods gave us the costly to import but pretty decent Cheezly. And, just last year, the innovative team at Chicago Soy Dairy (nice site re-design, by the by) gave us the reigning champ, Teese. We actually did a full review of Teese this past January and, as you can tell, we loved it. Superbly melty, pretty cheesy taste, and light-years ahead of other melty vegan cheese products. Really, there was little to no competition, in our humble opinion.
Until now. We had heard a lot about this secret Canadian vegan cheese—that it melted even better than Teese, that it actually tasted like cheese, that its secret recipe was guarded by genuine mounties and it cured any number of diseases—and we were lucky enough to try it earlier this year at a potluck where, evidently, some ninja-like vegan was able to steal away with the top secret stuff and make a couple quesadillas before being apprehended by Canadian authorities. We got a triangle or two (seriously…have you seen vegans at a potluck before?) and loved it. So when we heard that Rockville, Maryland’s Pangea Vegan Store had started packing and selling it, we jumped at the chance to order some. Not like a ninja jump. More of a ‘Hey, We’re Excited’ jump. We may have clicked our heels mid-air.
So, with the Teese we already had on-hand, we started the cheesedown, working up a nice dough from a Sullivan Street Bakery recipe and keeping the toppings simple so we could concentrate on the cheesiness. Now, again, it should be said, we went into with no pre-conceived notions and no bias. It should also be said that Teese has had a great run and given us many nights of wonderful cooking where we could almost forgot we were vegan. All that said though, Daiya totally kicked Teese’s ass in all categories. Like, pummeled it. Were vegan cheese able to weep openly, Teese would have certainly done so.
First and foremost, let’s talk taste, because, honestly, if it doesn’t taste good, who cares how well it melts. Daiya straight-up tastes much cheesier than Teese. The problem we’ve always had with Teese is that it tastes way too sweet and buttery, not savory enough. We even told the company as much way back when as they were looking for feedback. And, to be fait, it did get a little better over time. But Daiya is already much more on the savory side and, though it’s still a few steps off from a perfect cheese taste, it’s really, really close.
Next, meltability and texture. Honestly, both melt very, very well, especially in a 500 degree gas oven. What’s important to note though is that Daiya stays melty and even starts to get a little stringy once it cools, making it even tastier as it sits. Actually, with our first few bites, when the pizza was still pretty hot, Daiya comes off a little too gummy and sticky. The taste is still great, but the texture is much better when it cools a bit. But with Teese, it tends to congeal quite a bit and gets a little rubbery as it cools, so the illusion of vegan cheese heaven wears off much more quickly.
So, hands down vegan melty cheese champ: Daiya. Sorry, Teese.
With the contest behind us, we had half a bag of the ‘italian’ Daiya and a full bag of the cheddar to pay with. So the next couple weeks were pretty much a vegan cheese whirlwind (mmmm) of blissful cooking. First we made some homemade manicotti using the superb egg-free pasta recipe we’ve lauded before and the italian Daiya (pictured below). Then, with the cheddar, we fulfilled a dream of mine and made cheesy, heart-stopping enchiladas that really were amazing. After that it’s a blur. I think there may have been some quesadillas? A mozzarepa? A cheese castle of some sort? Regardless, the results were all wonderful and, yes, we’ve fallen in love with Daiya.
The only current problem is availability and shipping. Daiya still seems to be working on the best plan for getting this out to customers, but they’re actually focusing much of their energy on getting the product out to restaurants and the like to make it available to the public. I’ve heard of some Whole Foods markets in L.A. that have already started making Daiya pizzas in their wood oven pizzas. So, if you have a restaurant that you think might be able to carry the stuff, definitely send them on to Daiya’s site. But, until we can walk down the street and get a vegan slice from the neighborhood pie shop, the rest of us will have to settle for ordering it from Pangea, who currently ships the cheeses out in a giant styrofoam box with a freezy pack. I can only imagine this will get streamlined with time, but the extra cost and waste of the packaging is kind of a bummer. But I guess that just means you have to order a bunch when you get it.
So, again, we don’t mean to fall prey to in-fighting and don’t want to seem like we’re just jumping on the next bandwagon here, but, really, Daiya is great and we’re thrilled that there’s room for competition in our tiny, very needy vegan market. So ball’s in your court, Chicago Soy Dairy and anyone else who can step up to the plate…I’m totally mixing sports metaphors, aren’t I. Point being, if you can make an awesome vegan cheese, I’m buying.
Reader, we let you down last week. We missed, not one, but two posts. Granted, we had a fair enough excuse (visiting our lovely friends WAY upstate at Farm Sanctuary), but that’s no excuse. So, in an effort to patch things up between us and you, internet, we have for you our lovely homemade barbeque sauce recipe. Why make barbeque sauce at home, you ask? Well, first off, and most importantly, it tastes 110% better than even than best store-bought stuff, if we do say so ourselves (and we do). Secondly, it’s completely HFCS-free. What’s HFCS, you ask? Really? Did you ask that? Well, HFCS is high fructose corn syrup and, to put it lightly, it’s the downfall of our civilization. Maybe that’s not putting it lightly, but, despite what those bizarro commercials claim, the stuff’s gross, bad for you, and supports the overproduction of corn, which seems to be all our country wants farms to grow anymore. That and soy, we suppose. But, main point being, this barbeque sauce is good, yo. And quite the addition to any summer grilling event. Plus, the recipe yields something like one liquid ton of the stuff and it freezes well. So, unless you hook yourself up to an IV of this, it’s a once or twice a season kind of job.
So here’s what you need:
• 1 large Vidalia Onion (or other sweet, non-geographical-indicator-type onion), chopped
• 1 large fresh mild pepper (depending on propensity for heat, Pablano—which we usually use, Ortego Chile, Paprika, or, if you’re anti-heat, a Bell Pepper)
• 8-10 canned Chipotle Peppers (Goya makes these, as do a number of other companies, and they can be found in most grocery stores wherever tacos shells and salsas and such are kept)
• 8 medium Garlic Cloves, smashed and coarsely chopped
• 2.5 – 3 6 oz. cans of Tomato Paste (get a nice traditional Italian brand or an organic one)
• 1/3 cup Black Strap Molasses (other kinds are fine too)
• 1/2 cup Apple Cider Vinegar
• 1/2 cup Balsamic Vinegar
• 1/2 cup Bourbon
• 1/4 cup Extra Virgin Olive Oil (we like Spectrum Organic)
• 1 tbsp Hickory Smoke Flavor/Liquid Smoke
• 1.5 cups of Water
• 1 tbsp Coriander (ideally freshly roasted and ground, but store-bought, pre-ground is totally fine)
• 1 tbsp Unsweetened Cocoa Powder (we like Droste)
• 1 tbsp Brown Sugar
• 1/2 tsp Clove (again, ideally freshly ground, not roasted though)
• 1 tsp Nutmeg (freshly-grated, if possible—freshly-ground nutmeg RULES)
• 1 tsp Cinnamon (freshly grated, is possible)
• Salt, to taste
So, really, this is pretty easy. Lots of ingredients, but well worth it. First off, heat the oil in a pan on medium heat (as usual, we recommend a large, deep cast iron skillet—they = the best). Once its warmed, add the onions and garlic and saute until soft, allowing the onions to become a little translucent and making sure the garlic doesn’t brown too much. Bring the heat to low and add the smoke flavor, sugar, bourbon, molasses, vinegars, spices, and cocoa. Stir gently and cook uncovered for 10 minutes, stirring a little as you go. Now cut the peppers into large chunks and add them along with the tomato paste, salt, and 1.5 cups of water. Now go read a nice book or surf the interweb for a while and allow the ingredients to simmer for about 1.5 hours covered, stirring every now and then and adding more water if it starts to look too thick or anything looks like it’s burning or drying out. Remove from heat and allow to cool for half an hour or so, long enough that you’re not endangering your life if there’s any splashback with the blender. Then, puree everything in batches in your blender, adding the batches to a pot and then stirring well once it’s all in the same place. Now, friend, you have a wonderful homemade barbeque sauce, sure to wow your friends and family on everything from a veggie burger to seitan on the grill to a spoon when you need a quick, savory fix.
Enjoy. And, again, our most sincere apologies.
February 1st is right around the corner, and you know what that means: the Oregon Truffle Festival is coming to an end. Wait. No. It means Super Bowl 43 is coming up. Or so we’re told. And THAT means we’ve got to get our chili on, vegan-style. Also, I think the Oregon Truffle Festival is actually coming to an end that day. Mmmm. Truffles.
So, this is a favorite recipe of ours and one we’ve been making and trying to perfect for years now. And with the stupendously crappy overcast day we’re having in Brooklyn, it seems to be a perfect feature for today. It’s a fairly spicy, ‘meaty’ chili, relying on the chiptole pepper (a smoked jalapeño) for much of the taste. I’m totally getting hungry writing about it. The ‘cheese’ sauce is a more recent addition and, since the chili recipe yields a whole lot, is something nice to make a day or two after you cook up the chili for mixing into a really excellent chip dip.
So here’s what you need:
Smokey Jo’s Chili
– 2 Large Vidalia Onions (or some sweet, yellow onion), diced
– 2 Large Green Bell Peppers, diced
– 5 Cloves of Garlic, smashed, peeled, and chopped
– 4 tbsp Olive Oil
– 5-8 Chipotle Peppers, depending on how spicy you like things, chopped
(these can be found canned in a lot of stores now and dried in specialty shops)
– 15 oz Fake Ground Beef
(we usually use Morning Star Farms Crumbles because they provide a nice texture, unfortunately they now coem in 12 oz bags…)
– 40.5 oz Red Kidney Beans
– 1/2 cup Teriyaki or Sweet Soy Sauce
– 28 oz can Crushed Tomatoes
(we like Sclafani…mainly because the can’s so old school)
– 14.5 oz can Diced Tomatoes
– 4 tbsp Chili Powder
– 2 tsp Natural Hickory Smoke Flavor
– 1 tbsp Ground Black Pepper
– 2 tsp Salt
– 2 Bay Leaves
– pinch of Ground Ginger
– pinch of Cinnamon
Dice the onions into small, roughly 1/2-inch pieces or smaller, chop the garlic into tiny bits, and roast over medium heat in a cast iron skillet with olive oil until the onions are starting to become translucent and garlic browns a little. Add the faux beef and stir and brown for about five minutes. Add the hickory smoke, quickly stir and cover so the mixture absorbs the smoke taste. Cook covered for another two minutes or so. Add diced chipotle peppers and teriyaki/sweet soy sauce to give the meat mixture a spicy sweetness. Simmer for five minutes covered, adding a bit of water if the mixtures looks to dried out or starts to stick too much. Add diced green peppers, again about 1/2-inch pieces or smaller, cook covered for five minutes or until the peppers begin to get a deep green, but still firm, not too dark or soft.In a separate large pot (8 quart or so), toss in the drained kidney beans (not rinsed though) and all the tomatoes. Back at the skillet, add 1 tsp of salt, 1 tbsp chili powder, and cook off most of the liquid for 2 minutes or so, leaving the mixture a little saucy. Once that’s done, give it a taste. It should taste pretty god at this point, but very concentrated in it’s sweetness and spiciness. Carefully toss the mixture in the large pot with beans and tomatoes, mix it all together and put it on medium-low heat. Bring it to a low simmer and add the bay leaves, the rest of the salt, rest of the chili powder, ginger, and cinnamon. If you like things more on the sweet side, add a little more cinnamon. Spicy? Add a bit more chili powder and black pepper. Simmer all that covered on low for one hour, stirring every so often to make sure it’s circulating and the bottom is burning at all. This’ll make, I don’t know, 74 servings? So feel free to freeze some after your initial meal. It keeps.
And then, if you want to use it for vegan chili cheese dip:
Vegan Chili Cheese Dip
– 1 1/4 cup Nutritional Yeast
– 1 cup Canola Oil
– 1/2 cup Soy Milk
– 2 tsp Salt
– 2 tsp Dijon Mustard
– 2 tsp Natural Hickory Smoke Flavor
Mix all that in a measuring cup or other microwave-safe container with a fork or whisk, then microwave it for 30 seconds. This heats up the oil and helps dissolve the nutritional yeast flakes to make a better consistency. That’s about it. So now you have a pretty good vegan ‘cheese’ sauce for nachos or, if you want to add less liquid or more yeast to make it thicker, quesadillas. And for the chili cheese dip, just add a cup of chili and then up to a cup or more, depending on how you like your chili to cheese ratio. The cheese sauce recipe doubles pretty well too, so feel free to employ basic multiplication to the measurements. Mmm. Math.Now get to a super bowl party, grab a beer, ignore the TV, and eat some chili, man.