What to do when you’re an independent, self-sustaining, Brooklyn-based graphic design studio that wants to keep up artsy, edgy appearances but you’ve only got a pretty un-arty, very un-edgy World Wildlife Fund Giant Pandas 2011 calendar in the house?

That’s right—Use your caption balloon sticky notes to make those endangered pandas say funny stuff every month. We thus give—apologetically belatedly—March’s Pin-Up Pandas. We’ll call them Javier and Fredo. You’re welcome.