Reader, last month, sadly, we could not bestow you with your regular dose of Pin-Up Pandas. Honestly, it was for your own good—that shit was depraved. I don’t know what WWF was thinking that month, but there was just some messed up stuff going on in those photos that we could not, in good conscience, share with you, our valued Reader. August is a TOTALLY different story though. Cute baby pandas AND nut jokes? Win-win, my fiend. Win-win.